I am not doing the blog challenge. I’m sorry you guys, it would just be a series of miserable posts, and I could do that without a challenge if I really wanted. That sounded more depressing than I intended.
Instead, I’m going to do this meme I found.
THREE NAMES I GO BY
1. The Weird Button
2. [Random, cute, unmentionable, but not risque, nickname given to me by Parker]
3. Boobs (a nickname given to me in high school that I will probably never be called again. Even if I get pregnant, I doubt people will call me that. I’ll probably get Mama, Fatty, and Preggers. Those nicknames make Boobs seem like the greatest nickname ever)
THREE JOBS I HAVE HAD IN MY LIFE
1. Instigator of Crazy Shenanigans
I was paid in free alcohol and invited to many parties, although technically, this was a volunteer position
2. Animal Wellness Specialist
I take care of the pets, and in return, they ask for everything :-)! This is an unofficial title. I could never apply anywhere with this…DON’T TRY, and you better not use me as a reference
3. Worrier of Random Shit
No, it’s not Warrior…although I like that better, it would be inaccurate
THREE PLACES I HAVE LIVED
1. The House
With 5 dudes, and no Dad, I wasn’t sleeping with any of them. Not even an afternoon nap
2. The Old Apartment with Wifey
Nevermind, I think I just used to have a vacation home there
THREE TV SHOWS THAT I WATCH
I still watch it even though there are no new episodes
I realized the other day that Troy cries a LOT, and that almost makes me him…but I’m also Abed. Whatever
3. Doctor (FUCKING) Who(!!!)
Seriously, I am freaking out about taking Parker to the themed bar and possibly having a themed birthday…if I do, you guys have to start a petition to get me the following: David Tennant, Karen Gillian, Matt Smith, or John Barrowman to come to my birthday
THREE PLACES I HAVE BEEN
1. The Couch
Work stuff, caring for the dog
3. The Bathroom
You meant today, right?
THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
1. New York City
I’ve been, but I still want to go. I want to see Colbert and take a limo and go to FAO Schwartz. It was closed the day I went, and then we left! :*(
Freud museum, Stonehenge, Oxford, The Globe Theatre (Shakespeare!!), etc.
3. Los Angeles
Like NYC, there’s lots of beautiful architecture and tv/movie locations! The Greystone Mansion and the Bradbury Building especially.
THREE OF MY FAVORITE FOODS
THINGS I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO
1. My birthday
I cannot tell you the last time I looked forward to this holiday.
3. Someday buying a house
THREE PETS THAT YOU HAVE OWNED
A snail that totally freaked out my fish. My mom called him the gang member of the fish tank
The cat that almost scratched my eyes out
3. Super neurotic Labrador that ate EVERYTHING
THREE FRIENDS WHO WILL REPLY
1-3. I believe in the friends I haven’t made yet
THREE FAVORITE BANDS
1. Me at karaoke after several drinks
Or in the car alone. Never at karaoke sober or if I make the mistake of singing unfit songs
2. Fleetwood Mac
I lost the cd, so I bought a copy. Now it skips in the car. It’s devastating
3. Billy Joel
Saw him in concert with Elton John for my birthday. Kick ass.
THREE FAVORITE BOOKS
1. Love on a Rotten Day
Hands down the best astrology book I’ve ever owned. Bought it twice.
2. Downtown Owl
I have the Advanced Reader’s Edition, because I have no patience. Also, I had a legit hook up
3. The Search for Delicious
It’s a medieval children’s book about definitions and surveys. What’s not to love? I think the evil character is named Hemlock or something.
THREE FAVORITE DRINKS
3. Iced tea or Coca Cola
There you go. I basically did a 30 day blog challenge. You’re welcome.