In the words of Cards Against Humanity, Bees?

Not bees. I found these two beautiful, speckled balls (ha ha, yes it’s funny) outside today on the ground, but I wasn’t sure what kind of tree they came from. I showed them to Parker. Courtesy of bugguide.net Parker: I’m pretty sure those are wasp eggs. Me: What!? Ewww. No, they’re so pretty! Can you